Let's Make a Story

This could be an interesting game to play. The first person (me) starts off by writing a couple lines of a story, and the next person adds on in any way they want.

On a gloomy day in the middle of July me and my friend Hank were horribly bored. We had nothing to do but sit around and eat jelly beans. Suddenly, up in the sky we saw........

No takers?

a book with this exact story fall from the sky

and as the book fell from the sky, a mythical dragon flew in and took the book to his magical lair. hank and i would have to go on a journey to retreive the book...

but i had to shampoo hank's mom's rug, and had been late twice this week already...

so quickly I decided I would go to hank's moms house first, then go after the dragon. As I ran like a manianic to his house a big, greeen.....

leaf was flying. as im easily amused, i followed the leaf to a magical forests. inside the forest, there were magical creatures with the body of supafuzz and the head of bigbird. these creatures offered me advice such as...

Yo better shampoo yo mama's damn rug bo'! Then suddenly....

Buffalo Bill poped out from the behind a silo with "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus blaring. He stood there proudly before me, showing off his beautiful mangina. In his left hand was a bottle of Pert Plus. He handed me the bottle of shampoo and as I took it he said "Rub this shapoo on her rug, and I will give your dick a tug." He soon left in a whirlwind. As I began to leave the forest . . .

I became hard. Jee, I can't want to wash that rug! When a woman appeared saying....

I became hard. Jee, I can't want to wash that rug! When a woman appeared saying....

do you want to shave my....

Nuts? said the littlle guy I ran into...I humbily took the razor and began to....

slit the text "LOL! pz!" into my wrists, while an odd firey mix of depeche mode, the cure, and my chemical romance played in the background...

(fiery i believe is the correct spelling after looking at that odd looking word up there)

I then began to wonder to the light up ahead not knowing where I would sleep nor eat...... Then out from the bush came...
(as the music fades Thriller by Micheal Jackson)

A little boy singing along with me. I then took the razor and.....

Shaved his legs and pulled out a skirt from my napsack, knowing he would be my ticket to a successful hitchhiking attempt...So as I dreesed the little boy and grooomed him into a women he began to resist so I had to.....

kill him. i killed michael jackson. hank and i, cannibals, ate him. we then slept in a bush. then we continued on our way to the dragon. we had to ask if people knew where the dragon was, so we stopped in the town of...

lollypop kids. They told us we had to hump the magic....

[cut to hank's mom's house]

Hank's Mom (wrinkling her nose): Damn, my rug's NASTY! And it smells like cheese!